HAPPENSTANCE: Feeling older.

WWCD? Employ young, attractive columnists to write searchingly unobservant ruminations on la vie urbain.

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HAPPENSTANCE: Longtime friend caught abusing position of power.

WWCD? Get that little shit Frum to tap out some smiling apologia or other. Threaten Whyte with termination, just for a lark. Devour cheese plate, half-bottle of port.

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HAPPENSTANCE: Co-worker isn’t nice.

WWCD? Contemplate the virtues of love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness, goodness, faith, meekness and temperance, then see to it the rube never works again.

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