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MEDIA SPOTS AND YOUR BOOK TOUR

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HOST: I have a series of prepared questions about your book, which I have not read. An intern has stuffed this copy full of post-its, however.

YOU: It’s good to be here.

HOST: Do you have a special interest in the subject matter of your book?

YOU: Words in the affirmative, with conditional self-effacing acknowledgement of others with greater expertise.

HOST: This is your [quantity] effort, yes?

YOU: Yes/No.

HOST: I understand there is insight of some kind in your book.

YOU: [excited] Gratitude for the acknowledgement and/or vindication, even in the form of platitude.

HOST: Query about film or television options.

YOU: Details thereon.

HOST: What does the future hold?

YOU: “Working on a few things.”

 

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