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ABOUT THIS SITE * * * This site is made of PHP and MySQL, hyper-text markup, cascading stylesheets and content. This site is ambitious: it has hopes and dreams arching far beyond its current form. When it was younger this site exuded confidence; now it commands a room. For a period during the hot and tumultuous summer of the third and last Lilith Fair tour, this site made powerful men nervous and beautiful women stay home eating dry cookie mix from boxes. This site is sleepy. This site can mix a fine cocktail without boring you with how the drink is made. Sometimes this site walks around silently repeating the following passage: get up-ah (get on up), get up-ah (get on up), stay on the scene, like a love machine. Occasionally, in tone if not message, this site is a little Swedish. This site has expertise in knotting a variety of ties. This site put the first syllable back into Country Music. Never has this site worn white shoes with black stockings. Sometimes the dark browns and blues of early Scorsese movies are emulated on this site. Once this site was so drunk that, entering a club, the path to the dance floor looked exactly like the rotating tunnel portal thing from the Six Million Dollar Man. This site is terrible with money. While it has no problem with actors, this site simply would rather not know one. Most everything is funny, to this site. |
