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CHECKLIST FOR THE FIRST-TIME NOVELIST
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Everyone feels uncertainty about major decisions made in the course of his or her life. Is your book a lengthy exercise in self-reassurance and rationalization? |
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Is your book a résumé of your cultural tastes, and/or desirability to potential sexual partners? |
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Are the sex scenes there for no other reason than that it was fun to write them? |
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Was the book written to aggravate someone who once rejected you, or spurned your advances? |
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Is there an alarming frequency of social situations, such as at bars, parties or media events? |
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Are we introduced to your characters only by that which they consume, by their jobs, their hobbies, their hipness? |
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Is the protagonist plainly and transparently you? |
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If you answered yes to three or more of these questions, by all means consider undertaking a career in the exciting and fast-paced world of online marketing.
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