Cardigan Industries: How Was Your Flu?

Feb 11

HOW WAS YOUR FLU?

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— Like a week-long Heimlich manoeuvre?

— Straight from the nostrils of Satan?

— As bad as the state of Britpop?

— Like swimming in the La Brea tar pits?

— As sludgy as an Ondaatje novel?

— Awash in a tsunami of NyQuil?

— As boring as Twin Peaks?





Checklist • • The Ondaatje Memos • • Martin Amis • • • The Pitch • • Reeders II • • Meet the Reeders • •	The New Pharmacy• • What You’re Made Of • • Things That Happened • • The Drive Home • • How Was Your Flu? • • At the Dawn of the XFL • Twenty Degrees • • A New Vernacular • • How to Cook Soup • • Warning • • • Index • • • Gum • Jokette • • Cardigan Personal Style • Sentence • • •	White House Searches • • Petition • Language Barrier • • Reductionism • • Generation Wha? • • • Blood and Gore-Tex™ • • Rex Murphy • • Infrequent Searches • • Nostradumbass • • O Leah • • Stop the Inanity • • • Conrad Black III • • Conrad Black II • • Conrad Black I • • Russell Smith • •

City of Glass • • One Market Under God • Julian Barnes • • McSweeney’s V • • A Massive Swelling • • Marketing Culture • Book Design in Canada •

• Funny • Serious • Not bad, actually • Too clever x .5